Hey Moron It's and Oxymoron! Hey moron it's a Road!

I would like to update my peeps. So as you know I was in Salt lake Vagina. Which well I am not a huge fan of, period. Don’t listen to me and say of well fuck that, I’m not going to mormon land! You may like it. Or you could think like me and think it is nothing more than a ridiculous amount of douche canoeing. But that’s my feelings on it. So, I left SLC or SLV as I lovingly call it! I made it back to Idaho Falls, via a ride who apparently only like their own voice.  I mean to the point in a 3 hour drive I was asked one question and within 30 seconds I was cut off so they could continue hearing their own voice babble things that made no sense to me, especially since what this individual kept talking about was the same things over and over and when I actually tried engaging in the conversation I had explained why the roads were the way they were through the knowledge I had gained. Granted I may not have it completely right. However their theory on why the road had notches cut into it was to help with water flow away from the grass. V\I mean when they are paving the road it would not make sense, my idea I mean the grooves would not be cut simply to help bind the old road to the new one they are paving on top of it. The water flow away from the grass is the perfect idea. But you know what, this is to damn funny. I am listening to this conversation I am not part of and just thinking, I don’t give a fuck about the road. Nor did I give a damn why he thought energy healing wouldn’t work for him ( mainly because I have no idea anything about that, BWAHAHAHAHA). Basically, I could have been annoyed this whole ride, but I just didn’t give a shit.

THE GREAT SALT VAGINA

So In the midst of my fun in Idaho falls I did make it the 200 some odd miles back down to Salt Lake Vagina! This place I am fully convinced Is mother earths vagina! Have you ever actually been to the Great Salt lake? Oh, you have not... Yeah, don't feel bad for passing it up. The City it's self I am sure has some cool stuff, but for an outsider, that's what I was an outsider. People don't take to kindly to strangers in their neck of the vagina! That's all I have to say about Salt Lake City.

Dumbass in the Lions Den

So with in the past few months there has been a story that was on the news in the Utah area about a group of mormon missionaries who took their mission trip to some where in South America. In this News report there was (obviously, being the news and all) a slight problem. The group had taken a lively after noon to go to the Zoo. In this Zoo there were lions. But to get a good picture, as any dumbass would tell you, you have to climb up on the cement walk of the den to get a promising photo. Only this time ( like anytime a fuck tard climbs with in feet of hungry lions) the lions attacked, Pulling the young hero into the den as a snack for all the little lion friends. OOOHHH NOOOO! Luckily for our young idiot, he knew how to punch. He began heroically fighting the Lions off! Which his trusty side kick ( and possibly lover) grabbed a pole near by and started fighting them off from the wall…Any body else see the humor in this… the wall the first guy is pulled in off of the other one stands on.. If not you’re dumb too, and keep reading. You may find another funny part. The lady missionaries who were on this trip became distraught and to help to dangerous cause of their fellow brothers in need of help ( mentally and physically), began to pray to help out…Jesus, what do they say if he dies? It was Gods will? And if he live, God must have been the hero here, and not the villain like if he dies. Anyways, I am pretty sure they lived. So. GO GOD, You rock My Socks off! If not, Well God had a better use for him. Either way this story will go into the book of moron, I I mean Mormon! Heroic guy, In a lions Den…. Damn that sounds like Daniel in the Lions den!… More like dumbass in the lions den!

Attached is the actual article:
Utah Mormon missionary attacked by lions in Guatemala





http://www.abc4.com/content/news/top_stories/story/Utah-Mormon-missionary-attacked-by-lions-in/v1Ej6NeJxk-S0O8M1SlXxg.cspx


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The Wonderer's Life Paradox question

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Things are interesting you know? Life is a paradox, and the humor behind such is something of the gods. When you feel like things are perfect, we change them to something not so perfect. When we are happy, we find away to destroy it for ourselves. These my dear friends are obvious statements of truth and firmly amusing. The thing I ask why of is why the hell do we want this misery? Not even so much misery as simply an experience we have been taught that they are such? Maybe We have been taught to do things this way...You have to suffer to enjoy... Why?

Sweet potatoes out of the shoe box!

I may never become a cross country Bicyclist, But I still kicked ass!

As most of you know about three weeks ago I decided to take bike trip up to meet an author. Who is now what I would consider a good friend, and fun to be around. So anyways, I am taking this bike trip up to Idaho falls, Idaho.  I left out about 6 am on a Tuesday morning and began. Started by hopping on the bus lol. It did get me a little ways north before I had to start the daring journey by peddle. I got to see some beautiful things and gorgeous country side. At one point about half way to my nightly stopping point in Malad City, Idaho,  I was about to be hit by two massive ( that looked unforgiving) storm fronts that were coming together above me. Lightening is striking everywhere and  thunder rumbling behind me and wind was mother like no other! To top this situation off the highway, yes the highway, turned into gravel and littered with a massive gully that the highway, yes the highway runs through. Me setting here with the thought of, “ This isn’t a fucking highway, This is douche baggery!” …to be continued!

Leap Of faith!

I was wondering, who reading this has ever taken a leap of faith and just gone for something? I mean you would think after leaving home to follow a dream of backpacking the world, start in my own backyard…the USA, I would be able to just say hell lets go for it. Well I am here to tell you I can still be quite the chicken shit! Yes that’s right, I admit it. I, Zachary W. Adams, hereby declare I am still quite the chicken shit! Haha and I love it! So as some of you I am sure have read I have been thinking about traveling to Idaho Falls, Idaho. Where I will get the chance to meet an author. Not just any author, one who has been working on a book call “Young Bodies, Old souls.” It’s a two volume series, maybe more who knows,  about raising your kids in the truth and with the idea that just because they are children doesn’t mean they don’t have old souls and that in reality they are as smart as you or I. So to raise them in the truth of things and basically with a lot of the beliefs I have. I am excited to read the books when they come out. If you would  like to know more you can find her on face book. Search for the book title and there you are.

  Anyways, back to the topic. So I was looking for buses, trains, planes, Automobiles. Whatever way I could. I came up with quick to bike up there and with in minutes aquired (yes that’s not spelled right and I don’t care to change it) a bike. Then found out about a bus system that runs between. However when the bus idea fell through, the little defeatest attitude kicked in and I Zach Adams, the wonderer (for god sake) decided not to go. What a Pansy LOL. So I laid down for the night, to sleep and regroup plans to Reno, Nv. Which will happen, no doubt.  But I could not sleep! Love that when you’re about to doze off into a beauteous dream land of candy and coffee and BAM. I was seeing the biking trip to Idaho Falls. Funny that the original idea was the best one eh?  So though slightly annoyed admittedly that I couldn’t sleep then, I was so excited about this trip.

  I let is play out, and tried to sleep. Well that didn’t work, because I wasn’t giving it the needed look
at. Was still not going. Humph! Lol, So I finally set up and began to plan it. Even though there desert and mountains and dryness. A 19 hour bike ride and sure to be soreness, I am doing this. I have came this far from home and letting a measly 225 miles stop me from making a trip. Someone slap me lol.

That’s all for now. Will update about the trip up there and back on Bike.  Talk to you all soon

Love and Light
The Wonderer

It's time to live

Hello my lovely dears. For this blogg  I don’t have inquisitive thoughts, or perilous adventure to share. I don’t have stories of bears and mountain lions. Or thoughts to get you to make an adventure like this. I see from talking to people, most have always wanted to do something like this, but afraid of it. All I have to say to that is stop being scared. If there’s something you truly want all the universe with conspire to help you achieve your dream! You will have test and trials along the way. But think how beautiful those are.  It adds that’s excitement and makes the adventure that much more memorable. It makes you love those moments when it seems so perfect more delicious. It makes you realize that even those moments are perfect. It gives you an AMAZING opportunity to grow and see how strong and enduring you are. To become a better person.

Anyways, I have been in Salt lake city. After being stuck in Grand Junction, CO… Where my train was 10 hours late. And 11.5 hours lake to salt lake lol.  I have received substantial compensation from said train experience and I have no complaints for such. Things happen and they are good people to make it up to their passengers who call in with complaint.  I have been grouchy most of today, we all have those days. And they are awesome. It is interesting how one can go from grumpy to happy in a just a few short minutes. However, I am setting in a coffee shop listening to music and just can’t stop smiling at this point. I am happy. I have been thinking a lot about this trip am taking. Theres so many things that I have learned along the way, and experienced.  Saw so many things and let go of so much more.

I have saw many, many ways live and got to share my way of life with so many. One of my greatest lessons. Something I have known, but will continue to learned and experience is if I want something bad enough, it will be there. I have admittedly will say if you trly wanted something bad enough, you will do work for it. However it wont seem like work. You will enjoy working towards what you want. Because that’s the beauty of it. How can you appreciate something just handed to you?  In my experience, you wont. Also if you don’t truly want it, you wont appreciate it either, weather you worked towards it or not.

Don’t take my word for any of this however, go experience it for yourself. Stop living vicariously through other. Live you own life exactly how you want to live it. Live it to the max, and live it in your truth.  It doesn’t matter what you’re wanting out of life. Just go for it. If you find that what you’re going for isn’t what you want. Then Change it! If you do something that is representing who you truly are, then find what does  and right your ways of doing them. Don’t judge what you were doing, it isn’t a mistake its an experience. You tried it and learned it wasn’t for you. Doesn’t mean its wrong though. Because it was perfect for you. To learn that it wasn’t for you. To experience life in a different way than what fit you.

I guess it became inquisitive. But here we are Enjoy My friend, My Lights, My Dear ones. My loves.
You’re all amazing and beautiful. I would not ask for you to be any different. As far as I am concerned you’re all perfect. I love you All!

Namaste
Zachy aka The Wonderer